Thanks for the advice Custard, but I have totally ignored your advice and gone straight to the developers and bought 1mil pounds worth of shares in the company. As a good will gesture they will fit me out in a tier 10 tank with lights and borbbles, also included in the deal is a nodding santa on the dash.
As for the real world I take on your advice and will spend no more monies on the game apart from the millions I already have.
And continue to play tier 1 where I am having more fun at the moment listening to Cy, Sam, and yourself as to the tactics of the game.
As to the size of your tank, In real life I was only given a small penis, So I try make up for it by buying bling in every game I play. I will try to stop doing this and come to terms with my disability to never be able to satisfy a women (or a sheep) and concentrate my efforts into WOT.
As for your last line of advice, I will try my best to nuke Luggage in the back of his turret.