Kiwi~SPARTA~

I'm not going to be around for a few days, I'm flying out to France on Saturday morning with my 10 year old son. I'm sure Floyd will be glad of the peace & quiet. See you all when I get back.

Get some pics up Krambo.

Schools are closed again today, yay, I get a lay in. Another day of fun in the snow.

This is Peter, built by my 10 & 8 year old kids.

It started snowing last night & this morning we woke up to this. WooHoo. The schools are closed, so a day of snowman building & snowball fights.

Happy Birthday Punisher.

Great song & video. New Order - True Faith

Happy Birthday Rtr.

Happy Birthday Krambo

A man accused of breaking into a adult shop to have sex with blow-up dolls has been arrested by police in Australia. The 23-year-old broke into the shop in the northern city of Cairns several times, having sex with a doll named "Jungle Jane," the Cairns Post newspaper reported. The shop's owner said the burglar always cleaned up afterwards, but the dolls were dumped in an alley behind the shop. "He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley," he said. "It is totally bizarre." Police have charged the unidentified man with breaking and entering. They told the paper that DNA samples had been recovered from one of the dolls. The man has been granted bail to appear in Cairns Magistrates' Court early next month.

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This is a sad excuse for a snowman. Just look at the sloppy way it was made.? The pieces of snow aren't even round........ Worst Snowman I have ever seen

HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT THESE ARE ALL TRUE STORIES FROM EMERGENCY ROOMS AROUND THE U.S.A : PRICKLY PAIR-----OUCH! In Michigan , a man came into the ER with lacerations to his penis. He complained that his wife had '...a rat in her privates...' which bit him during sex (not the first conclusion I would have drawn, I don't think). After an examination of his wife, it was revealed that she had a surgical needle left inside her after a recent hysterectomy. PING PONG ANYONE? ----- A 20 year old man came into the ER with a stony mass in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling around with concrete mix, when his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his anus using a funnel (you'd do the same, I'm sure!)?!!. The concrete then hardened, (no sh*t Sherlock)! causing constipation and pain. Under general anesthesia, a perfect concrete cast of the man's rectum was removed along with a ping pong ball. (Boy - we live sheltered lives!) BLIND DRUNK----- A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining of severe pain while trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that they would come out halfway, but they always popped back in. A nurse tried to help using a suction pump, but without success. Finally, a doctor examined him and discovered the man did not have his contact lenses in at all. He had been trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea. (Oh my gosh!) OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH! ----- A couple hobbled into a Washington State emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his hands around his abdomen and the woman had hers around her head. They eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman crept under the table to administer oral sex to the man (Classy or what??). While in the act, she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on the man's penis and wrench it from side to side. In agony and desperation, the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go.